assorted stuff

tastefullyoffensive:

Man’s greatest invention. [video]

patchesoftheuniverse:

the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book

  • me after calling someone out: you must be wearing orthopedic shoes because you stand corrected
  • koblala:

    jayrockin:

    Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.

    People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.

    Well that took a turn I didn’t expect

    pikasafire:

    rockpaperhamburger:

    This pie chart sums up 2014 as of today, May 1.

    The most depressing pie chart I’ve seen today.

    didgeridood:

    hardcorebrownie:

    didgeridood:

    hardcorebrownie:

    didgeridood:

    hardcorebrownie:

    I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HELP ME

    have you tried turning it off and back on again

    I HIT IT REALLY HARD AND STILL HASN’T TURNED OFF

    there is no need to shout ma’am. have you tried turning it off and back on

    I AM NOT SHOUTING

    IT DOESN’T TURN OFF

    ma’am, ma’am, have you tried turning it on & off again